christmas gifts with sayings

craft gift for Christmas help?
everything I'm doing the right notes cards for my grandmother grandfather mother and father, etc. .., so I need to reach some say to put in cards are her Christmas presents I have one for the grandparent who is "this is a note … this is redeem when ever you feel … I will spend a day of yardwork, and a free car wash free space "plz help in some other words or ideas and / or how put this into the card
Do you have any younger siblings? if it does, how to put down "read to you .. until she fell asleep for 7 days, etc "," will make you afraid of bullies "lol for parents: good for 30 minutes free massage from a masseuse-to-be will distract siblings so you can have a day off – no questions asked – as something lol
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